It's been a weekend of footballing fashion faux pas from Cristiano's rather topless picture, to a Tottenham fan going to watch Arsenal vs Sunderland in his Spurs kit…
1. Poor Cristiano Ronaldo’s been having a tough time lately after a bad run of form culminated in him being booed by fans. Cue a sexy photo shoot to help motivate the Real Madrid striker back to his goalscoring ways. And lo and behold a hat-trick this Saturday against Alavés… rumour has it Wayne Rooney is now planning his own photo shoot!
2. Oh and Peter Crouch wants one too...
3. Ok, you know the rules, if you're a hat-trick hero you get to take home the match ball. But what if you're a midfielder rather than a striker? Surely, that means you get it for scoring two right? After doing the double against West Brom, Man City's Ilkay Gündogan certainly thinks so...
4. Your team, Brighton and Hove Albion, have thrashed promotion rivals Norwich City 5-0. Now all you need is a fitting image to show how 'delighted' your manager Chris Hughton is. Hmm we're not quite sure this does the trick Brighton...
5. When the two best footballers playing against Manchester United are FORMER homegrown players, perhaps it's time to give more youth players a chance to shine?
6. After seeing Man Utd have 37 shots without a goal, a football pundit writes gushingly “Burnley's resilience is mad. Three games against Man United, Liverpool & Arsenal & the only goal they've conceded could've been disallowed.” But Burnley would still like one small tweak…
7. You love your team Spurs, but do you love them enough that when staunch rivals Arsenal play at Sunderland you attend the game wearing your Tottenham kit? Why yes, yes you do.
8. You're playing away at Crystal Palace, a team that in recent seasons has proved to be a bit of a bogey side for you. So when you win 4-2 only an emoji will do.
9. You've scored a great goal for Scunthorpe United, demolishing Swindon Town 4-1 in the process. To celebrate, how about a dab? Wrong.
10. You don't want to boast, but you do want everyone to know how well you're doing in Scottish League One...
