Get the low-down on this weekend's tweets from the world of international football, including dodgy faces, tickly beards, jam-jar photobombs and a killer insider tip on Lithuanian goal-scoring tekkers.
1. Being on international duty is super fun, isn't it, Wales? ISN'T IT, WALES?
2. You're desperate for updates on your beloved national team, so you follow the official Wales twitter feed knowing they'll give you info on every pass, every foul, every cwtch, every beard tickle...
3. Your team scores three, but you're the goalkeeper, so there aren't any press photos of you. Only one thing for it: tweet a picture of two-goal hero James McClean...
4. You're one of the most revered pundits out there. Your prime job is to get people excited about watching football. Go on, Gary - tell them what they can expect from internationals...
5. You're playing for your national team, Spain. You create a goal for your teammate, Nolito, and you win 2-0. You couldn't be prouder! Then your Premier League team tweet this distinctly stare-y picture of you. Thanks Arsenal.
6. You're serious. You've furrowed your brow, tightened your jaw, and your game face is on point. The question is, though - can you keep your expression going for 24 hours?
(Yes. Yes you can.)
7. You've become one of the most talked-about players in the Premier League, and you score for your country. Luckily, your colleagues keep your feet on the ground...
8. Don't suppose anyone knows if Spain have scored?
9. One of the best things about being on international duty? The hotels. Where else do you get those tiny jam jars?
Man City's Nicolas Otamendi and other Argentina team-mates made sure they got a snap with them...
10. Football is all about technique. Putting in those long hours, remaining on the pitch hours after training finishes so you can improve and make sure your talent shines through.
Or, it's just about closing your eyes and smacking it. Either's fine.
